Do you bleed fluorescent green and have a half-life of 2.5 bajillion years?! Did your significant other grow a tail after making out with you for the first time?! THAT'S GNAR BRAH!!! NUCLEAR GNAR!!!

Features:

• Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.
• Constructed with a special grip-coated frame and temple grips to eliminate slippage from lava-induced sweat when volcano surfing.
• Fitted, lightweight black frame with a removable nose piece and two sizing options to prevent bouncing while alligator wrestling and/or cycling.
• Polarized wraparound lens with extreme anti-fog coating and glare-reducing uv400 protection so you're covered in even the most extreme conditions.
• The only sunglasses daring enough to grace the face of the most extreme of the extreme.

Specifications:

• Width: 139 mm
• Depth: 127.2 mm
• Height: 51 mm